• BOY: Kalabasa kaba ?
• GIRL: bakit?
• BOY: kasi nakakalinaw ka ng mata, malayo palang kitang-kita na kita. :)

• BOY: Kuryente kaba ?
• GIRL: Bakit?
• BOY: kasi kapag hinahawakan kita KINIKILIG ako.

• BOY: Ikaw na yung PILIPINAS sa Panatang Makabayan?
• GIRL: Bakit?
• BOY: Kasi iniibig kita ng boung katapatan.

• BOY: If I die tomorrow, you know what I will do?
• GIRL: What?
• BOY: I'd spend 24 hours with you.
• GIRL: How about the last hour?
• BOY: I'd spend it looking for someone who would take care of you that way I do.

• BOY: Alam mo ang BABAE parang barbie. Laruan na pwede mong itapon pag hindi mo na gusto.
• GIRL: So it means na paglalaruan mulang ako at iiwan?
• BOY: Syempre hindi noh? Kasi ang Tunay na lalaki ay hindi naglalaro ng barbie.

• BOY: Babe, Bluetooth kaba?
• GIRL: oh, bakit?
• BOY: kasi parang Bluetooth connection kapag katabi kita
• GIRL: Para kading Bluetooth.
• BOY: bakit nman?
• GIRL: kasi kapag wala ako sa tabi mo you SEARCH A NEW DEVICES.

• BOY: Tubig kaba ?
• GIRL: Bakit?
• BOY: kasi ikaw ang pinakamalaking parte ng mundo ko.
• GIRL: Isda Kaba?
• BOY: Bakit?
• GIRL: kasi hindi ako mabubuhay kapag wala ka.

• Elementary: Do you like-like him?
• Middle: Who's your crush??
• High School: I'm gonna go stalk him..

Palusot .

Nakita ka ng CRUSH mo na tumutuo and sipon mo, ANO ANG SASABIHIN MO?

 Shhhh***tt pati ba naman ang sipon ko, nahuhulog na sayo. <3

(Source: hartxkiie)

• Boy: I de-delete na kita sa Facebook ko.
• Girl: Bakit nman?
• Boy: Kasi ayaw kng maging FRIENDS lang tayo ..
• Girl: ♥ ;)

• BOY: DUMO ka ba ?
• GIRL: Bakit ?
• BOY: kasi ikaw ang DUMOkot ng puso ko!
• ♥ ♥ ♥

• GIRL: mag shift na ako ng PHARMA.
• BOY: bakit?
• GIRL: PHARMAhalin mo ako.
• : )

A LETTER FOR MY HAIR !

Dearest Hair,

I’m so sorry  I burn you, cut you, and tie you up. But I’ll always, always love you.

Sincerely,

 ME ! :)

(Source: hartxkiie)

• ME: Where did I live baby?
• HIM: In (my address..) Cebu City, Philippines
• ME: You're wrong.
• ( The boy still guessing )
• HIM: I don't know where did you live, can you please tell me? (confuse)
• ME: I live in your heart baby . :)
• HIM: how sweet, okay it's my turn baby, Where did i live?
• ME: don't follow my question .. grrrrr..
• HIM: but my answer is different, please baby answer .. :D
• ME: (thinking ......) from my heart?
• HIM: ahaha ! you're wrong baby .. :P
• ME: so what's your answer?
• HIM: YOUR WORLD baby.. you're my world .. I LOVE YOU . :D

• HIM: How are you?
• ME: I'm not fine . :(
• HIM: why ?
• ME: because I MISS YOU!, how about you?
• HIM: I'm not fine also.. :'(
• ME: why ?
• HIM: because I MISS YOU MORE THAN YOU MISS ME. :(